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Tamara Beckwith:
Tamara Beckwith
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Information:
Name: Tamara Beckwith
Born: 1970-04-17
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Daddy's Girls (1996), Sport Relief (2002), Liquid News (2001), The 11 O'Clock Show (2000), Brass Eye (1997)
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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
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Why were the two managers sitting
around
sketching crockery before the start of the game ?
It was a cup draw
!
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Sir you
haven't touched your
custard.
I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline
!
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What do you get
when you cross a rabbit
with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
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Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the
street.
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so
the
saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
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How can you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?
It has a rattle.
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A man walks into a bar with
a piece of
asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a
drink for me and
one for the road?"
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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping
in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !
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How many psychoanalysts does it take to
change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"
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